starhlord:

the ultimate marvel movie masterpost! including their accompanying television shows! movies are not listed in chronological order. if you need help using the sites just ask me!

M A R V E L   C I N E M A T I C   U N I V E R S E

THE INCREDIBLE HULK
IRON MAN
IRON MAN 2
IRON MAN 3
THOR
THOR: THE DARK WORLD
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
THE AVENGERS

M A R V E L ’ S   A G E N T S   O F   S . H . I . E . L . D .

SEASON ONE
EPISODE 01 || EPISODE 02 || EPISODE 03 || EPISODE 04 || EPISODE 05
EPISODE 06 || EPISODE 07 || EPISODE 08 || EPISODE 09 || EPISODE 10
EPISODE 11 || EPISODE 12 || EPISODE 13 || EPISODE 14 || EPISODE 15
EPISODE 16 || EPISODE 17 || EPISODE 18 || EPISODE 19 || EPISODE 20
EPISODE 21 || EPISODE 22 

SEASON TWO 
COMING FALL 2014!

M A R V E L ’ S   A G E N T   C A R T E R

COMING FALL 2014!

X - M E N   U N I V E R S E

X-MEN
X2: X-MEN UNITED
X-MEN: THE LAST STAND
X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS
THE WOLVERINE
X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

S P I D E R - M A N

SPIDER-MAN
SPIDER-MAN 2
SPIDER-MAN 3
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2

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ittybittynymphette:

I’m a gentle fragile forest creature so don’t ever yell at me you fucking fuck or I’ll eat you.

kayla-bird:

lord-kitschener:

but in the end our real problematic faves were just the true friends that we had made along the way

vicemag:

There Is Nothing Pretentious About Being a Vegan

A couple of days ago, I received a very angry email from someone in reference to an article I wrote about a restaurant. In the article, I mentioned that I wasn’t a huge fan of eating in pretentious restaurants. I also mentioned that I am a vegan. This did not sit well with the young man who emailed me. “You’re going to make fun of people for being pretentious when you’re a fucking vegan?” he wrote. “Fuck off.”

I went back and looked at the comments on the post in question. He was not alone in his sentiment. 

One commenter, a man named Dante Thompson, told me that I was a “dick” for ordering vegan food. He also called me a “fucking hipster.” 

Another guy named Riley Ulrich wrote, “You are a fucking piece if [sic] shit and you should be fired. Everybody hates you.”

The implication that I am a pretentious eater is odd to me. Above is an image of what I had for lunch today. A slightly miserable-looking faux-meatball sub. For breakfast, I had Doritos. For dinner, I intend to go to Taco Bell. Animal products aside, I eat like a particularly fussy child (or, at the very least, an adult skateboarder).

When I hit my 20s, I started trying to eat a salad or some other such healthy bullshit for at least one meal a day, because that feels like something a grown-up should do. But my heart isn’t in it. In an ideal world, I would eat pretty much nothing but meat and cheese served in or on some kind of gray carbohydrate. 

But we don’t live in an ideal world. We live in a world where the best-tasting kind of foods are literally made from death and suffering. 

This is why I don’t eat meat or animal products. Because meat and animal products are a giant fucking bummer. I don’t need to tell you where your meat and dairy come from, because you’ve already seen it. And you know it looks like a fucking miserable nightmare of seared-off beaks, bolts through brains, and twitching corpses on dirty floors.

And we can all agree it’s miserable, right? Regardless of whether or not you consume the end products of the meat and dairy industries, surely we can all admit that mass, industrialized death is not all that nice? There’s a bunch of other stuff I could go into here about greenhouse gases caused by the meat industry, or contaminated water run-off, or meat causing colon cancer. But that would be dishonest, because I didn’t consider any of that stuff when deciding to become a vegan.

I’m not saying that, because I try to avoid hurting animals, I’m somehow more ethical than you. Nobody is ethical. Humans are cancer. Everything would be better off if we were all dead. I’m typing this on a fossil-fuel-powered laptop that contains conflict minerals and was, I assume, manufactured in conditions that look vastly different from the conditions that I am working in right now.

I’m also wearing a shirt that cost $6. I’m not totally sure how it was manufactured, shipped to the US, and sold to me, but I’d imagine someone is getting shit on pretty heavily somewhere along the chain if the whole thing cost $6. And how awful is that? I’m wearing a shirt that probably made multiple humans miserable as it was being created, and almost certainly harmed the planet in a fairly major way, and I don’t even know where it came from or how it was made. There is no way of living in the modern world without doing morally reprehensible things on a daily basis. 

What I’m trying to say is that I am a piece of shit. And so are you. And I don’t care what you eat. You can eat whatever, whenever, and however the fuck you want. As previously discussed, beyond the whole murder thing, I barely even give a shit what I eat. I definitely don’t have time to worry about what you put in your mouth. 

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beingdifferentisbest:

rinmatsuokasfree:

the-singular-experience:

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

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If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source : bearzerky)

  • Step one: Place a box in an open field propped up with a stick. Attach a string to the stick. Much like cats, bisexuals are drawn to boxes and in some cases, this will be enough.
  • Step two: Under the box place a pile of glitter and a boombox playing Fall Out Boy's Dance Dance. Bisexuals feed on glitter and will find it irresistible. Dance Dance is, as everybody knows, the mating call of the bisexual.
  • Step three: Wait patiently and be ready to pull the string when the bisexual draws near.
  • Step four: Be sure to feed your new bisexual lots of glitter and give it fresh water daily.

disembodiedangelfeet:

sometimes I realize there are people on my dash heavily burdened with horrible things

bad relationships

mental illnesses

dangerous situations

and I just desperately hope that you’ll be okay, you’ll find the strength to continue and do the right thing for yourself, you’ll make it through and be happy

all of you

(Source : castielscheesecake)

jaramo:

dinosaurs64:

kardashitans:

do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs

theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed

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(Source : hawaiidope)

my hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me

(Source : milkdays)