Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
i made a graph of my personality
Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more
EVERYONE STOP AND READ THIS holy shit this is accurate. for me depression, adhd and anxiety apply.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more accurate description of myself. Fuck.
this, is actually nice to know
holy hell i have them all
(Source : brokenmindsbrokenhearts)
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
(Source : woodywombpecker)
(Source : ihope-youlike-me-as-i-am)
Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both
me trying to save my grades at the end of the semester
Maratus volans, better known as the Peacock Spider. The brilliant colouring is not just for decoration but also to attract females. The peacock spider has earned its name when he courts with his mate through dancing. Like a peacock, he raises his two magnificently coloured flaps and dances for the female.
this dude be hittin the realest jig for that spider puss get it son
are you serious that spider is doing nothing else other than waving its middle fingers in the air
when you do something really dumb
when you try to fix the situation but just make it worse
tumblr has so many survival guides. We could deal with literally anything. Too bad none of this knowledge will be used as none of us ever leave our homes.
On Ice - Mercury