Ten Germans try to say the word “Squirrel”
This made my night.
*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER
*neurotypical voice* its something you can overcome if you try……..
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
A Huntsman on his knees appreciation post
(Source : takemetothedungeons)
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
(Source : oikwa)
Chris Hemsworth and his daughter India Rose
(Source : thorsunshine)
how i deal with my feelings
- never talk about them
- barely acknowledge them
- hope they go away
- i don’t, basically
- that’s what i’m saying
- i do not deal with my feelings
(Source : heathledgers)
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.